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fedupwithhillary
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Joined: 07 Mar 2007
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:56 pm
Post subject: Hillary's Deal With The Devil
Hillary's Deal With the Devil
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."
Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"
"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.
"A pandering media?" she asked.
"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.
"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.
"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.
Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
"So...what's the catch?"
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deportliberals
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Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 704
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:38 am
Post subject: Re: Hillary's Deal With The Devil
fedupwithhillary wrote:
Hillary's Deal With the Devil
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."
Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"
"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.
"A pandering media?" she asked.
"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.
"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.
"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.
Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
"So...what's the catch?"
<img src="http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5812/p2qo8.jpg">
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Good one...gonna pass it around....
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Freakin
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Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Posts: 64
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:38 am
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lol, i love it
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Strategos
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Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 101
Location: Which solar system do you mean?
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:25 pm
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Amusing. And it does fit her political views and actions.
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