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Hillary's Deal With The Devil

 
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fedupwithhillary
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:56 pm    Post subject: Hillary's Deal With The Devil Reply with quote

Hillary's Deal With the Devil

Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...

"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."

Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"

"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.

"A pandering media?" she asked.

"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.

"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.

"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.

Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

"So...what's the catch?"




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deportliberals
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:38 am    Post subject: Re: Hillary's Deal With The Devil Reply with quote

fedupwithhillary wrote:
Hillary's Deal With the Devil

Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...

"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."

Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"

"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.

"A pandering media?" she asked.

"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.

"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.

"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.

Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

"So...what's the catch?"




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Good one...gonna pass it around....
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Freakin
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, i love it
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Strategos
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amusing. And it does fit her political views and actions.
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