Killed The Pig

badshow_99 · Mayor's Aide Joined: 02 Dec 2005 Posts: 50

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happened to you?", asked Bill. "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver. "My God, what did you tell them?", asks Clinton. The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig."

phil · Mayor Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 174 Location: Seattle

aima123 · Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject:

really funny!!! Good to the driver he got all the benefits..... Razz

rockstar · Congressional Page Joined: 02 Jun 2007 Posts: 10

that is probably the funniest joke i have heard in a while. although i don't think clinton was as bad as every acts like he was. but it was still pretty funny

Seaside · Congressional Page Joined: 02 Jun 2007 Posts: 10

I thought Clinton was a decent president, but I still find that joke hilarious. Very Happy

goldeneye · Congressional Page Joined: 02 Jun 2007 Posts: 10

Whahaha this one is good Wink

. But I guess that Bush is more hated then Bill.

Strategos · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject:

Very amusing.