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George W. Bush Jokes > Jokes
Bushisms Galore
Below we've put together a collection of Bushisms for your enjoyment Smile

“Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that” — President George W Bush, Washington DC, May 11, 2001.

“I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging” — At the dedication of his portrait; Austin, Texas; January 4, 2002.

“The public education in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society” — President George W Bush; Santa Clara, California; May 1, 2002.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

“I’ve got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdallah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries” — President George W Bush, Washington DC; May 29, 2003.

"And the second way to defeat the terrorists is to spread freedom. You see, the best way to defeat a society that is — doesn't have hope, a society where people become so angry they're willing to become suiciders, is to spread freedom, is to spread democracy." — President George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job" — President George W Bush; during his first visit to the Gulf Coast after Hurricane Katrina, commending then-FEMA head Michael Brown; 2005.

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." — President George W. Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome." — President George W. Bush, defending Vice President Dick Cheney's pre-war assertion that the United States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, Dec. 12, 2005.

"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire." — President George W. Bush, addressing war veterans, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2006